" daddy longlegs "

 [ "daddy longlegs" ]

1: a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn! 

 [ "daddy longlegs" ]

1: called daddy bc of that one hookup they had 20 yrs ago. gross ass spider.

  * e.g.,  ... why is daddy longlegs first name daddy?????? 

 [ "daddy longlegs" ]

1: Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests. 

 [ "Daddy Longlegs" ]

1: Daddy Longlegs are, despite popular belief, insects, not spiders due to the fact that they have 6 legs rather than They have a single-section podlike body (whereas spiders have 3 sections of their bodies) and very long, thin, spindly legs that when pulled off, still move for a bit. They are commonly seen in backyards or unfinished basements.

  * e.g.,  ... It is so fun to pull off a few legs of the Daddy Longlegs and watch it hobble about. 

 [ "Chan Daddy longlegs" ]

1: A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life

  * e.g.,  ... Man she's a chan daddy longlegs